Wow. It’s Friday night, been a hard week, weekend has finally arrived. Just the traffic left to deal with, and you’re there. The toughest week of 2010 in the bag.
But you’ve forgotten something important. Unbeknownst to the residents of Jo’Burg, to Gauteng on the whole in fact, national energy provider Eskom is preparing a little surprise for them. Lurking just beyond the car park, this terrifying bully is waiting. Question us, question NERSA, oh really?
Right on cue, the depths of rush hour begin, coinciding with the huffy collapse of pretty much all the major traffic lights as major, high-density suburbs are switched off simultaneously. Oh yes. Nice.
It’s still going on out there. There are reports of logjams 10km long. No doubt there are more.
Thing is, it takes a lot longer to clear a logjam than it does to create it. Even if all the power were to be mercifully restored, which it won’t, it’s going to take the everyday citizens of our country hours, and hours, to get home. To reach sanctuary. To relax.
Add the tragedy of road works into the mix and… a surefire recipe for widespread death and destruction on our roads tonight.
And on Monday, to resolve these tragic road accident statistics, there’ll be a couple of evil speedsters nabbed late at night over the weekend who are obviously entirely responsible for what a bloodbath our roads actually are, and a new commitment from Metro to eliminate unroadworthy wallets errrr vehicles through a series of more intensive, more traffic-inducing road blocks. Watch.
To those who make it home, well done. Of course, a good percentage of our JoBurg readers will only be able to see our congratulations tomorrow, when their lights come back on.
Gauteng is being punished bitterly for speaking it’s mind tonight. Here’s a momentary snapshot of the state of traffic in the province. It’s a decidedly irregular list, compare it to your current situation when you read this here. Internet Explorer users only apparently!
Russell
| Location | Pretoria |
| Road | R21 |
| Direction | Northbound |
| Description | The carriageway is reduced to a single lane for roadworks between the N1 Highway Interchange and the Hans Strijdom Drive exit until the end of March |
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| Location | Benrose |
| Road | M2 |
| Direction | |
| Description | Traffic lights not working at the Ruven Road on and off-ramps |
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| Location | Central Johannesburg |
| Road | Smit Street |
| Direction | |
| Description | Road closed between Joubert Street and Hoek Street for Gautrain construction works until the middle of July – traffic is being diverted via Wolmarans Street |
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| Location | Roodepoort |
| Road | N1 |
| Direction | |
| Description | Traffic lights not working at the Maraisburg Road Interchange |
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| Location | Edenvale |
| Road | Modderfontein Road |
| Direction | |
| Description | Traffic lights not working at Emerald Boulevard |
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| Location | Auckland Park |
| Road | Kingsway |
| Direction | Both Ways |
| Description | Roadworks with lane closures on the section between the SABC and Helen Joseph Hospital – expect delays in the area |
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| Location | Boskruin |
| Road | President Fouche Drive |
| Direction | |
| Description | Traffic lights not working at Kelly Road |
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| Location | Buccleuch |
| Road | Pretoria Main Road |
| Direction | Southbound |
| Description | The carriageway is badly damaged just south of the Jukskei River bridge – motorists are urged to drive with care through the area to avoid damage to their vehicle or an accident |
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| Location | Craighall |
| Road | Jan Smuts Avenue |
| Direction | |
| Description | Traffic lights not working at Buckingham Avenue |
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| Location | Fourways |
| Road | William Nicol Drive |
| Direction | Southbound |
| Description | Watch for a large pot-hole under the bridge at Witkoppen Road |
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| Location | Fourways |
| Road | Cedar Road |
| Direction | |
| Description | Traffic lights not working at Cedar Road West |
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| Location | Weltevreden Park |
| Road | 14th Avenue |
| Direction | |
| Description | Traffic lights not working just east of the N1 Highway Interchange working at Sentinel Avenue |
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| Location | Midrand |
| Road | N1 |
| Direction | |
| Description | Traffic lights not working at the Allandale Road on and off-ramps |
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| Location | Hyde Park |
| Road | Jan Smuts Avenue |
| Direction | Southbound |
| Description | Watch for a large pot-hole in the left hand lane at 6th Road |
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| Location | Parkview |
| Road | Jan Smuts Avenue |
| Direction | |
| Description | Various sets of traffic lights are not working between the M1 Highway and Rosebank |
| ______________________________________________ | |
| Location | Parktown |
| Road | Houghton Drive |
| Direction | |
| Description | Traffic lights not working at Carse O Gowrie |
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| Location | Bedfordview |
| Road | N12 |
| Direction | Westbound |
| Description | WEEKEND ROADWORKS – three of the five lanes will be closed between the R24 merge and Gilloolys Interchange from 8pm tonight until 5am Monday |
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| Location | Kempton Park |
| Road | R21 |
| Direction | Southbound |
| Description | WEEKEND ROADWORKS – two lanes closed between Pomona Road and the Atlas Road exit from 9am Saturday until 5am Monday |
| ______________________________________________ | |
| Location | Edenvale |
| Road | N3 |
| Direction | Both Ways |
| Description | Traffic lights not working at the Linksfield Road Interchange |
| ______________________________________________ | |
| Location | Sandton |
| Road | Rivonia Road |
| Direction | |
| Description | Traffic lights not working at Fredman Drive |
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| Location | Randburg |
| Road | N1 |
| Direction | Northbound |
| Description | OVERNIGHT ROADWORKS – the carriageway will be reduced to a single lane between Beyers Naude Drive and the Malibongwe Drive exit from 9pm |
| ______________________________________________ | |
| Location | Clayville |
| Road | R21 |
| Direction | Southbound |
| Description | SATURDAY – the carriageway will be reduced to a single lane for roadworks at the Olifantsfontein Road exit from 7am until 6pm |
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| Location | Clayville |
| Road | R21 |
| Direction | Northbound |
| Description | SATURDAY – the carriageway will be reduced to a single lane for roadworks between Olifantsfontein Road and the Nellmapius Road exit from 7am until 5pm |
| ______________________________________________ | |
| Location | Irene |
| Road | R21 |
| Direction | Southbound |
| Description | SATURDAY – the carriageway will be reduced to a single lane for roadworks between Nellmapius Road and the Olifantsfontein Road exit from 7am until 5pm |
| ______________________________________________ | |
| Location | Braamfontein |
| Road | M1 |
| Direction | Southbound |
| Description | Slow moving traffic between Empire Road and the Crown Interchange |
| ______________________________________________ | |
| Location | Boksburg |
| Road | Rondebult Road |
| Direction | |
| Description | Traffic lights not working at various junctions in the central Boksburg area |
| ______________________________________________ | |
| Location | Rivonia |
| Road | Rivonia Road |
| Direction | |
| Description | Traffic lights not working at 7th Avenue |
| ______________________________________________ | |
| Location | Paulshof |
| Road | Witkoppen Road |
| Direction | |
| Description | Traffic lights not working at Cambridge Road |
| ______________________________________________ | |
| Location | Woodmead |
| Road | M1 / N1 |
| Direction | Northbound |
| Description | Slow moving traffic between Woodmead Drive and the Allandale Road exit |
| ______________________________________________ | |
| Location | Tshwane Metropol |
| Road | Moloto Road |
| Direction | |
| Description | Accident involving a bus near the SAPS Dog Training School |
| ______________________________________________ | |
| Location | Hyde Park |
| Road | Jan Smuts Avenue |
| Direction | |
| Description | Traffic lights not working at 6th Road |
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